Or, it's an ingenious way to be "closed," but still make sure your entire workforce shows up.

most shocking part of this is that there is a workplace in North Carolina that only employs one person named Dale

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

He got the medal for dunking with a 30 lb belt on.

I will say this. Every dealing I’ve ever had with a Gainesville cop has been super pleasant. I go there almost every year for The Fest and I have to say those are some chill cops down there.

Predictable: White cop arrives on scene, encounters black kids... travels.

Now this is the type of police brutality I can get behind.

America in 2016: Cop treats kids like kids and doesn’t shoot them. Wins medal.

#WhiteLivesCantJump

He was actually reacting to the Matt Hendricks clip.

White Dude: Hey Kawhi, I'm a big fan. Would you mind taking a picture with me?

And in unsurprising fashion, the French end the dispute by waving the Whiteside around in the air.

“but hasn’t done a whole lot to turn his team into a consistent winner.”

If anyone knows about being part of a consistent winner it is the guys from the Jazz and Magic...

Unsurpisingly, Whiteside already has all three of them blocked.

Everyone hates Whiteside? Sources please..

Surprised how almost everyone is on Tampa’s side. Drouin and other kids are treated like assets and have pretty much no control. If it’s a bad situation for him he is doing the right thing asking for a trade. And it’s not like like Tampa has any good left wingers, his production is decent considering the ice time he…

(Dirk Nowitski enters thread) SHUT UP THE LOT OF YOU

I’d bet real American currency that Fournier and Vucevic would take Whiteside over Gobert any day

A Lightning fan? Are you absolutely positive that you exist?