@Killer Toilet: My store is taking preorders for them, as well as all the other stores in my area. Maybe the person you talked to is just an idiot.

@VeLAWLceraptor: I admit that it's silly, but I have a lot of OCD tendencies, and it's never stopped bugging me that I can't hit Stop while using iTunes. I have to hit Pause, which means when I hit Play again the song resumes right in the middle. I can't stand that, so I have to manually restart the song.

@Michael Scrip: Well I suppose we don't have to, but I like to support companies that have done me no wrong.

@Michael Scrip: "I'm pretty happy on Verizon."

@Photocopier: They are going to hack your computer and use your DVD drive against you!

@LBCanCook: I think half my library is duplicates.

@VeLAWLceraptor: I want to be able to hit stop. Oh, wait, unlike every other music player in existence, it doesn't have that function.

@ColonelAngus: I built one of those when I was a kid. There was a little kit that came with the required Technics pieces, and you supplied the "raw materials" of regular bricks yourself. It had instructions for all kinds of random things, including this one.

@lazaruspryor: You know, people have been predicting this basically since the iPhone was first revealed to be AT&T exclusive. Everyone knew it wouldn't last; it was just a matter of how long before AT&T stopped being able to support that many iPhone customers.

@jamjen: They're saying that because of increased data usage, a lot of companies either no longer offer unlimited plans or are looking into no longer offering unlimited plans. Verizon is the latter.

@jmellars: It doesn't have to change carriers. It can just include Verizon as well as AT&T.

@Michael Scrip: Verizon has a bigger network than either of those two companies. Makes perfect sense that a lot of people would prefer that, especially if you want a smart phone. It doesn't do a lot of good if you can't connect to the network.

@ID=0: Weren't some companies sued for false advertising for doing something like that? If it says "unlimited" it better not have a damn limit.

@not_a_virus.exe.vbs: I've never seen facts stand in the way of Apple suing people over copyright infringement before. Or just taking other people's copyrights and ignoring lawsuits, either.

@Pegritz: Same here. I've always had especially good peripheral vision, noticing things out of the corner of my eye that people looking straight at it might miss. Maybe some people are just built different?

@djones92685: Geneva Convention doesn't apply to pirates. They were rules set up to govern the actions of soldiers in a war. Pirates are not part of any government, and are not considered soldiers, so even if the laser would have been banned otherwise, it doesn't matter.

@TVs_Frank: I know a lot of potheads and I can think of precisely one of them that is obese. Maybe a few chubby ones. All of those drink more than they smoke.

@scrapking: Actually, the original number 3 was deleted, so it's everything 3 and up. Biko was the one that posted the LittleBigPlanet Tron costume.

@Mythos: All they did was remove #3, and bump the rest up a place. The previous number 3 wasn't made by the guy who posted it.

ActionTrip would have been a lot funnier if the title of the comic had not also been the punchline. Also, I would never have gotten the Virtual Shackles joke if I didn't read the comments here, since I don't ever listen to Katy Perry, so I was kinda disappointed in that one.