I wonder why they showed her hands at the piano. She clearly isn’t playing, which is totally fine, but showing her hands just called attention to it.

Omg... the twenty somethings in this country need to quit being spoiled babies and just SUCK IT UP already. No one sobbed in whiney YouTube videos when Bush Sr or Bush Jr were elected. SNL didn’t open the show with some stupid rendition of Hallelujah either. We Gore and Kerry supporters didn’t like it, but we had…

Play the piano.

It’s one of the uniformed white dudes he’s complaining about. He’s just wearing blackface.

a+ for even including “compare surface pro 4 and Binders With Paper”, amazing attention to detail.

I mean this is karmic justice for advertisers when you jam your product where it doesn’t belong. If it doesn’t work people will find out. Then what good is your 400 million deal

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

The disingenuous part is that it makes it seem like Apple is sharing data with law enforcement when instead they would be proving law enforcement with data if they were issued a warrant (which would then obligate Apple to provide that data). That has nothing to do with whether or not they should encrypt the metadata…

This is the second article about this I’ve read in 5 minutes that has used the language “may share them with law enforcement” which is disingenuous and should rather read something like “and would be obligated to provide to law enforcement when given a warrant.”

They enjoy being assholes. It’s that simple. There is no other explanation for this non-story.

But it literally happened. She could have shaken his hand, she could have just touched a shoulder, but she embraced him. Trying to read into the quality of the embrace or what expressions on her face indicate whatever feelings she had is, to me, pointless.

What a non-story. GWB is a fucking dolt, but it’s been clear for some time that the Bushes and Obamas have genuine respect and affection for each other. Personally I find it encouraging that powerful people on clearly opposite sides of the aisle can still have this sort of relationship. Maybe someday we’ll actually be…

Its really hard for people with mental imbalances and below-average emotional intelligence to understand that people are not all evil and not all good. Jordan Sargent, we are all rooting for you in your continued fight against your obviously severe mental handicap.

I’d probably hesitate for a moment, but ultimately relent.

I’d probably hesitate for a moment, but ultimately relent.

Mawfuckers here writing about Star Wars drones on a near-weekly basis and y’all are sensitive over a phone. Lol.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

no julia roberts is notoriously mean.

In her prelim heat she was just off the WR pace. The commentators mentioned how it would be hard for her to break the record considering it was set by Yi Shiwen in 2012, who somehow swam the final 50m faster than Ryan Lochte. Yi Shiwen hasn’t won much of anything since, and came in second to last in her qualifying…