This must be the most retarded non-story ever published on the internets.

Verge covers the most popular phone in the universe and people go nuts. Give it rest.

I thought using the word ‘cuck’ was a alt-right thing?

Correct, this is literally ‘unreal’

Who’s forcing you to?

Your tears feed me.

The thing is, I usually only laugh at funny things. But that’s just me. YMMV.

Ah, the courage joke... the joke by simpletons, for simpletons.

Maybe because it will actually WORK?

Neither have I or any of the dozens of iPhone users that I;ve known for years.

LOL

Yep, volume != funny.

Sounds like you’re upset that some people like a phone that you don’t.

When introducing the Note, the PR guy joked, “... and it includes a headphone jack.” On Wednesday Tim should return the favor, “... and it doesn’t explode.”

“Not really intended to be useful, it’s an opinion...with snark added for artistic value.”

Thanks Veruca.

“Windows 10 continues to have the highest customer satisfaction of any version of Windows.”

These women sound like assholes.

Can you absolutely obliterate a record like this without doping?

I’m sure we’ll get the typical ‘small glitch’ comment from Facebook any time now.