And that’s why nobody wants to Merge with you.

A Tesla spokesperson gave Jalopnik the following statement:

Maybe you should just stop dismissing womens’ work because you see them in a photo with a man.

It’s not a boat.

big deal. I am currently holding Manti Te’o’s girlfriend’s ashes.

lol my dad, the executive chef and like, every sane person in the universe!

It could be “Ah, well” two separate words/phrases instead of the paired words “Oh well”.

You should get a divorce

Also, how many gay weddings could that town possible have? Let alone any that want catering from some podunk pizza joint?

I’ve been on Jalopnik for a while now, so I know that this is a clear case of the tire pressure being off by less than a PSI.

Condoms have a 7000% failure rate! Putting one on instantly impregnates anyone within a 70ft radius!

What kind of parents want LESS help? I want web seminars, classes, libraries and my parenting team to chime in so my kids get whatever info they need.

It’s helpful because many people don’t realize that white people get really indignant over the smallest of things, especially when it comes to black people and it’s important to point out that white people get really indignant over the smallest of things, especially when it comes to black people because if people…

It’s says “sham” right there in the name.

I don’t know. Do you think DISCRIMINATION is wrong?

Its in the Bible. Jesus said to hate anyone different from you, because loving them and wanting to live peacefully with them makes you gay.

“VERY MEDIOCRE Hollywood liberal Tom, Arnold is jealous over his Ex-Wife Roseanne’s (and a very good Friend of mine) VERY high ratings for her show that wants to make American great, is trying to distract from Funeral Day of an important Woman in AMERICAN history (Mother of man I beat bigly)“

apparently all baseball games need to end now when the 1st team scores

So this PoI is a PoS who was DUI in LA, then KO’d a JAG for SnGs? WTF?

... motherfucker...