I saw some old people stop and look both ways at an on-ramp on Route 1 in New Jersey once. I about put my fist through the steering wheel to blast the horn at them. This was back when steering wheels didn’t have airbags.

Also, let’s start a thread about bad old people driving, in which we can start stereotyping…

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen: That Guy.

Man That Needs To Go Tells Man That Needs To Go That Man Needs To Go

So an unwitting driver rammed his erect trailer full of rapeseed into a bridge...

“Hey man, fuck you.”

I live in Tennessee and of all pains of living in a red state, they have done impressive and progressive work in higher education. There’s a new program so any adult can go to a two year school for free. The two year community colleges offer robust techical education in health care and skilled manufacturing and we…

I’m not voting for another stinkin’ measure when they’re acting the way they’re acting.

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

Transmission mode should be set on: Manual.

That photo is so white it claps when steaming hot fajitas come to the table at Chevy’s.

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

Imagine fighting over Dinesh D’Souza and being jealous of Ann Coulter.

Elite women are invested in the patriarchy bc they wield genuine power as the “first lady” or “boss’ wife”

Which is a good opportunity to post one of my favorite memes ever:

The only professional instigators at these protests are the cops.

Impress your friends! Scare the cat!

Impress your friends! Scare the cat!

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

Everyone is better than Laura Ingraham.

This is what happens when there is no wood left to chuck.