Is this the kinja version of getting ratio’d?

That’s kind of what I was thinking. I feel like any reasonable person’s first thought when seeing that can would be ‘when did In-N-Out start brewing beer?’

But aren’t they worried that you might accidentally taste the food though? I always figured the food was just a delivery vessel for the hot sauce

I do like how you classify it as just a ‘slight’

COTD

Aren’t most women’s clothing pockets sewed closed by the manufacturer? I remember most of my ex’s were

I still don’t get all these people acting like catchers talking shit isn’t as old as time. Just watch The Sandlot if you’ve never played baseball. Ham plays it perfect. If the catcher gets too chirpy the ump will let me him know to cool it

That sounds amazing, I’m laughing my ass off imagining that right now. It’ll be like NFL Blitz + elon musk’s ‘medicine’

I forget the name of the company, but I know I read an article about a game dev that removed microtransactions. I think it was out of guilt once they realized how much their whales were spending

Glad I passed on the snark for once. At least this way I’m just wrong instead of wrong and a dick.

The fridges aren’t at the stadium, they’re scattered around the city

Agreed, anyone who would be offended already hates drumpf. Drumpf supporters be like “so? saying the n-word dont make you racist if you’re only talking ‘bout the bad ones. you trying to say I’m racist too?”

Wood!

Shame on you for stomping all over the Takeout, you know this should have been there scoop

Yeah, you’d be surprised the number of people who get it wrong in Tijuana

I was gonna say... really not that unusual too pull out the ‘good, clean white girl’ card.

Can’t decide if dad joke or brilliant writing

*’d for ‘billions of Americans’

Or “My daddy built this library.”

At this point I typically always believe the worst thing about this administration, but that seems 10000x too clever for these asshats to pull off