I’m scared I contributed to the ratings, but I had to record that just so I could show people that it was on ESPN and I wasn’t just stoned at the park again

Barely related, but I had ringworm on my arm a few years back and found out vagisil was the same product as prescription for a tenth of the price. No amount of male conditioning could scare me off of those savings

Absolutley DYING at “Hold my Whopper”... and my side of mayo

Weirdly, in CA they only charge the tax if you dine-in or if the food is heated. So when I get an untoasted BMT from subway to-go it actually is 5.00 even

No snark, I thought they were synonyms, no?

Buncha sissified tweety birds replying to your comment

Definitely the ones that didn’t, can’t tell if this dude knows he made a black ball reference just under the BBC or not:

Hillary didnt email you your SJW sword? Mine’s kale flavored

San Diego should get a team! We haven’t had pro baseball in close to twenty years now

I am very ok with calling marinas trailer waterparks

If you hear pizza rat and think they’re talking about you, then that is definitely a you problem

C’mon man

Your son is going to save baseball, keep doin what ya doin

Eats raw meat, calls me a barbarian (but depending on the cut, I agree with you)

....fuuuuuuuuuuck

You’re thinking steak, not burgers you philistine

too perfect

:(

Aren’t these the same #’s trump claimed?

I don’t see how this any different than the Eucharist. Who says transubstantiation can’t be delicious?