Are you quoting him quoting your thoughts??

If there was a god, he would smite the person who starred you, you animal.

It’s about what his advertisers think his audience thinks, which admittedly clears up nothing

Always a highlight truther

I was watching something on NatGeo about north Korea and the Dr who travels around doing hundreds of free eye surgeries. He was pointing out that everywhere else the people would thank hug him and their loved ones, but in north Korea they would run past him to go pray to ‘dear leader’... anyways that’s what this…

dis·in·ter·est·ed

Personal favorite part is claiming to be part of the community right before explicitly separating himself from the community:

Yeah I’m just bitter because its all hills where I live so good luck climbing with more than a few backpack items. I wish I could manage the full bike life

But what can you carry home from Costco on a bike? Like half a carton of eggs? Actually that’s still like 30 eggs

They shoulda tried a spiked wall instead

I guess the newspapers looked like a gun? I too fear for my life every time the paperboy comes by...

Was that the one with ex-military dude that they roasted in the cabin? I wanna say that shot at people delivering newspapers

That’s what I think it is. He has nor specific qualms about this boycott, but is just scared by the increasingly strong precedent being set. If they could come for her money, that means they can come for his when he screws up

I’ll give you that... but where do you put ventura? (aka the most beautiful place to get stabbed)

As a totally unbiased person from San Diego, yes. It’s like the show, but worse. I think it sprung up to make LA look more reasonable

Paraplegic.... so he supposedly shoved an old lady in a wheelchair? I’m having a hard time buying that

Screen name checks out.

improve on?

I’m thinking his uniform soaked up all the sweat, leaving you with the weight of water he drank + all the sweat

I’m going to go buy some milk just so I can shoot it out my nose