Being black.

Give me liberty, or give me meh

Ooh oooh ooh, I like this. Something tells me we’ll get a vague promise of better syrian support and Putin’ll give donny a juicebox and bam! What tariffs?

Check out the bells on that one

Was Chadwick Boseman on the flight? Because then I understand

Counterpoint: Chili is soup. And if you try and get me an a stew technicality, I’m throwing it at you

Since this is Georgia, was the barricaded subject black history?

Are... are those truck nuts for guns?

Love the oatmeal, like alot. Thanks!

I can’t be the only one with a crown bag full of rubbers in the nightstand

Dying at the fact that in 2018 an emotional support marmot is no longer obviously sarcasm

This. Any self-indulgent weiner with a used ferrari has nothing to worry about

We would have also accepted less mileage, but while we’re at it, I still don’t understand i.e. vs e.g.

coming to his home tie at tie after 8 p.m.

Just in time:

This is exactly where my mind went, clumsy vernacular and all

Millenials are Even Ruining Classic Racial Discrimination

Just gave out my first sad star

I know I’ll get roasted for being unsympathetic, but I had to hold back a laugh when she said that. Reminds of the trump voter who’s husband got deported and she thought he actually meant only the ‘bad’ Mexicans.

He’s lying.