They are a military branch, not a whaling company.

The poor fuckin’ lug at the end, whose Browns jersey (Trent Richardson, I think) isn’t quite big enough to fit over his many layers of clothes.

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Exactly, but Manziel doesn’t win, which is why they aren’t really in a rush to play him.

Pettine is a guy who’s worked his fucking ass off for each step up the ladder.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

I seriously cannot fathom the intestinal fortitude required to stand in the pocket and throw a pass knowing full well that a player roughly the size of a bulldozer is about to drive your unprotected anatomy straight into the frozen Cleveland tundra.

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... from a stepstool.

Syrian Rebels fired upon the pilots. They are not bound by the Geneva Convention. It’s just murder/attempted murder if Russia could manage to extradite them for prosecution.

I hope he gets all of it.

I still call it liquid paper. The young kids didn’t know what I meant. Just supporting Michael Nesmith’s mom!

The Selectric was a fine machine, and an amazing piece of technology. I can still hear its clattering song and see its tireless type ball magically twisting and turning. Seriously, anybody who typed for a living on a manual knew the agony of those cuts that opened up under the nail after hours of pounding. You had no…

I don’t mean to “one up” you but me and my 8 year daughter walked into our garage to catch and see her nana giving poppy a hummer. Try explaining that to my daughter. She shakes their hands now, as she refuses to kiss either one of them upon greeting them.

It got to the point where you couldn’t bury one without hitting another

I have the feeling that your childhood home has a lot of animal carcasses in shallow graves in the back yard?

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Before you get on the NFL about this issue, just remember that they employ more colorblind people than any other business. And that’s just including the refs.

When you put something up as collateral, you can only use the equity you have in it.