Big deal. Now try to bounce it between the legs of Greg Oden. THEN I’ll be impressed.

Dude, come on! That is insane. Do not do that. I realize that it is the beginning of your new lives, but come on. I was recently married. I explained to my wife that she should do what makes her happy (secretly hoping she would take my name). I know in the past I had half-heartedly said I wanted her to take my name.…

Common tactic that goes along with abuse... involves psychological manipulation. It’s an abuser befriending a victim and using emotional connections to slowly break down barriers so that the victim then trusts the abuser and is easier to control. Among many other things, grooming indicates that the abuser was putting…

Abbott and Costello went through a number of drafts before arriving at their now-classic bit.

I call bullshit that that red shirted individual is Miller. If it was Miller, the shirt would have been completely soaked through with sweat...

Next financial crisis? Haha, the joke is on you Deadspin. The guy on the left isn’t even a finance major. He’s a bio-chem major. He hopes to someday find the cure for Male Pattern Baldness. Someday soon he hopes. Like very soon.

It’s the middle of March, and this kid is going to Spring Training with his dad everyday? Aren’t kids this young supposed to be in some sort of school setting?

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts

Italy’s Ninth Division: First in our hearts.

Incoming sports purists to whine about how e-sports aren’t REAL sports, and thus don’t belong on their precious website.

It’s not posted to Deadspin, but is “Shared from Kotaku,” where it is actually posted, to the Deadspin site. Presumably because it involves competitive gaming, which some people think of as “sport” like.

“The fraudulent sales and the fraudulent cover-up are really two sides of the same coin.”

Arizona is never better than California. Not once is that racist shithole, that didn’t want to observe MLK day and many other things, better than anything. Sorry not having daylight savings doesn’t mean anything when you are operating at an ignorance level of the 18th century.

This is also a great activity to do with kids. We usually make a double batch and I turn half into pasta and let them hack away at the other one and make it into fun shapes.

Sifting from park/neutral to drive is a normal action but........

I guess it’s a good sign of his leadership that I’d never heard of Peter Holt until two minutes ago.

Mejia: But I was set up, man!

If anything refs go out of their way not to call last second fouls. This was that obvious.

Like, the Warriors will lose again this season. But is there any plan (other than “hope they have an off night and you blow up”) that can realistically beat them? OKC looked better all night and still lost.

Also, that’s quite the way to tell Kareem and Oscar to STFU.