@AssuntaPabsy: Balls.

@Priper: Sorry, my sarcas-o-meter must be broken tonight :(

@MikeHTiger: My image upload may not have worked :(

Dear Faucher Family... I'd like to give you this present for Christmas... To all those nay-sayers who think you are using up too many of this earths precious resources.

@Priper: I disagree with you. I would hate to be their neighbor... Not only would I be 1 upped every year on my Christmas lights but every time I walked outside I'd be blinded.

The Tapout guy died... That's a Brotastraphy! Rest in Peace Broseph...

@Real Tomsk of Genius: Beats visas esat kādreiz redzēja, bijušas problēmas ar likumu, jo dienā, kad tās bija piedzimis.

All right STOP! Collaborate and listen,

When the tobacco mosaic virus infects tomatoes, do the become tomacco?

@WilyFox: E30, E36, E46, or E90?... after you tell us we'll decide whether or not you're an asshole.

@iFarbs: Me too... I'd love to get my hands on that matte finish.

@truthtellah: I'm more likely to friend that one girl from college with the DDD cup size than the one I knew equally as well with the mosquito bites...

@SprinklesTDD: In the sky?

Only $418 dollars to get you junk fondled 18 times! Sounds like a good deal to me!

@bjmckenna: Try quitting the program (double clicking home and closing it from the multi-tasking menu) then restart it from the springboard. That usually fixes the glitch.

@Stymie99: Or they could just build a temple of NOD...

Ion cannon charging.

@notfred: Well I'm glad to see that you're better than all of us.

@tacotime: Excellent Paisano!