Me Wantee Iphone version :( I hardly ever use my damn iPad...

AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! WOOOKS AT DA PUPPPPPIEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!

@satalac: No it will remain on the wall until it falls off...

@Eltigro: Higgs Boson, what does it weigh?!

@leoaugust: You made a booger fly across the room... Well done!

@Professor Bacon: I want it to make me waffles... Will it be able to make waffles?!

@38thsignal: Why is it that every time I hear "Stratos" I have a crisis in my trousers....

@Val Valient Thor: ZOMG ROCKS!!!!!! Dude in the video seems pretty full of himself.

This is brilliant.... You don't have to worry about your foot slipping off the peg and getting torn off, If you were to put your foot out like on a dirt bike you would have a little extra assurance you won't tip over, and when you get to your location you have easy transportation from the parking lot!

@hornboy: No you sir just don't understand the simplest most elegant form of comedy

@Lupus_Yonderboy: Grenades are ugly girls and Landmines are overweight ugly girls...

@Gary_7vn: Some rockin' beats you got there!

Fix it Again Tony!

@JonThomasDesigns: I also have 3 stars in each level, and what I really want is some more levels.... NOW!!!!

I want this car more than I want my next breath...

@John Krewson: I just might get that!!!

Happy Caturday everyone!!!

@Gonzo Bean: Yeah they showed us this in the Police Academy... It should be noted that usually by the time your radar detector goes off we already have you... The only time they help is if we using it on a car in front of you.

5,500 miles by The Presidents of the United States of America:

This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat!