Wasn't that joke in the episodes of TNG where they find Scotty? He tells Geordi you always tell the captain double what it will actually take you and it makes you look like a genius. Maybe I'm confusing it with a book...

Have you been to Nebraska? We have some hot women in this state that shame Anna Chapman.

There's no phone, no lights, no motor car

Except this won't be Amazon paying the tax but the consumer. So the giant companies aren't dodging taxes in this case

What the Pentagon really needs to do is build a custom botnet for all the military computers to be a part of. Then if they want to mount an attack they can use it like the LOIC.

I think that is a fairly common occurrence, I knew a lot of programmers in the Air Force who became programmers because they loved computers and tech and ended up hating the job. I think the most important thing for an aspiring I.T. professional is to actually enjoy the monotonous stupid repairs and fixes you have to…

Isnt everything more important than a wife/significant other being clothed? The whole point is to get them naked.

No he meant kerning. The Y should be kerned to be over the L. It looks like KELL YKELL Y instead of KELLY KELLY

Corn is not a vegetable its a grain.

How recent is that? Pretty sure TN got rid of that a few years ago.

Do you understand what the First Amendment is actually protecting? The right to freedom of speech only means you cannot be prosecuted for something you say. It doesn't guarantee you the right to access venues for free speech.

I am not a predator. I just didn't have time to shave this morning.

generally walmart pcs dont have an internet connection. at least they dont at mine

This! An M5 cop car bearing down on me would make me shit my pants I think. Its almost worth it to get arrested just to get to ride in it.

I would imagine they would wipe the police software from the inbuilt computer and load whatever media system chevy uses. Or just rip the screen out. Ripping out a screen from a dash is pretty easy.

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Instead of darts we'll rub one out? I think I'll pass on playing a game with you in space.

TREKKIE will get you checked alot too. I have a friend who is a cop and they can look at how many times your plates have been called up. I had 25 a week after I got my TREKKIE plate.

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