He is very good at sitting on bench drinking from thermos.

I don’t want to live in a country where fuck fucky people can say they are boycotting football because they don’t like other people speaking their minds like they do, and then being able to watch anyway on their fart couches with their pants unbuttoned digging in their asses and drinking shit beers.

“You smell like a finger that’s been in an asshole for two hours.”

did you know? GB fans barf in the ass of their gramma to feed their young?

when he went with the two wiping fingers right into her nostrils...I died a thousand deaths

Pizza

The steam rising out of the weep hole in the Fla’ Hat was a shrim warning.

Lowell to the Bears for ladling up Robert Aguayo out of the vomit gumbo.

Dan Snyder’s dad committed crime against humanity by not pulling out.

just came for the butthurt No Orleans commenters...y’all burp cum

Chad don't get none…lol

Not a red rocketeer…

lots of shmegma floating around too

if you take a shit, in a pot, and cook that shit in the pot

"Jesus was a puss…I only like Messiahs who don't get crucified and don't bleed all over the place."

The horse that kicked her in the head has more sense.

and then shit down his pants leg into the hole

I hate the obligatory flashes of their rotten teeth, the greasy hair of Angie, the pointless mean girl bullshit with giggles, and how they make everything about getting high…flame-throw them…

there was one shiny fleck under the bar stools to the right facing the bar that he failed to sweep up

dogs will eat literal shit out of an ass they so stupeh