so when this girl says “fuck you” the next time with no teeth it’ll sound more like “thuckoo”

was there a waft of after-kielbasa?

for you of course!

Half of the fun is just Nathan himself… Fielder is a master at being Nathan.

or Tonsula

Maybe The Bat swooped down and got the poop bag etc...

why is there always little flakes of black shit in banana bread? why?

I did. I thought for sure they’d blow it

Terry Bradshaw would be better than that guy.

they can play with deez nuts, enter code: GARGLEFARTS

too many BL clamatos with bath salts?

I’d go to Best Buy too, only I can’t say “fuck you” fast enough.

Tom Brady? Whadderyoodooingear?!

put that on a bun with horseradish

when not playing scratch off tickets or with themselves

You mean I can’t beat my buddies every week?

If it was, it wasn’t very good.

I see that the typical Steeler fan reaction was “Fiyah Tomblin!” lol

can I at least supplement you some extra hate? Or did he take that away too?

fake, they were not his