there’s Waldo!

“kuh kuh kuh kuh kuh!!!”

“and I thought they smelled bad...on the outside”

The whole time I was waiting for Chris Berman to clear his throat and he didn’t. Turns out he was broadcasting from inside an iron lung...

Chris Berman sounds like he’s announcing while in an iron lung... someone give the guy a cough drop or a shot of liquor or something....sheesh

He’s sort of sweaty.

Welcome to the NFL Amari... need some brass knuckles?

Where in the rulebook does it say you can’t have brass knuckles again?

“I want sweets!!”

Looks.... it’s that guy from Cypress Hill... Insane in the membrane...

Coors Lights are so watery...it’s like water that some real beer drinker farted in. I agree about PBR, vastly underrated swill.

I like the Yuengling Light too, 75% of the taste, half the bloating, what sucks is Yuengling in cans...tastes like period water.

Ref’s a little slow on the flag? I guess he was agog.

You’d think football = guns

If you fart but can’t feel it, do you still have to pay the tax?

sounds like a leper fart

Can he still come, or is it just like some kind of pissy, stringy discharge?

I just hope Brownie writes a few paragraphs...

will this be his coffin face too?

Beooooo! I wave my terrible underpants at you.