put that on a bun with horseradish

when not playing scratch off tickets or with themselves

You mean I can’t beat my buddies every week?

If it was, it wasn’t very good.

I see that the typical Steeler fan reaction was “Fiyah Tomblin!” lol

can I at least supplement you some extra hate? Or did he take that away too?

fake, they were not his

there’s Waldo!

“kuh kuh kuh kuh kuh!!!”

“and I thought they smelled bad...on the outside”

The whole time I was waiting for Chris Berman to clear his throat and he didn’t. Turns out he was broadcasting from inside an iron lung...

Chris Berman sounds like he’s announcing while in an iron lung... someone give the guy a cough drop or a shot of liquor or something....sheesh

What are you looking at with eyes so agog?

“I don’t have time for loser cell phones, I’m too very rich.”

“Water bottle?”

“this is how I communicate with Mitt...”

Got Jesus App?

I will wreck your cellphone company cheap!

Nothing makes me look smarter

was expecting a Jitterbug