You’d think football = guns

If you fart but can’t feel it, do you still have to pay the tax?

sounds like a leper fart

Can he still come, or is it just like some kind of pissy, stringy discharge?

I just hope Brownie writes a few paragraphs...

will this be his coffin face too?

Beooooo! I wave my terrible underpants at you.

what’s wrong with that?

is this the free one?

That he put a slice of bologna in each shoe so that he would feel funny, that's the key to Steve…

What’s wrong with the sink?

I wonder if he's still a person…

I thought that thing on her face was a raisin.

Wow, they suck more than suck....

He made the sound of an animal.

he felt real enough to that one guy….

Jammer's worthless as a navigator…doesn't even notice where the sun's setting.

okay, who barfed in Mary Poppins’ umbrella?

she spells like she seems

shoulda stuck to deez nuts