knob blocked? I had no idea he was such a...

“Pandemic!!! Got that Pandemic!”

How much is it per fart? I want stats!

or the sink…but then how does he fall and kill himself?

you had me at upper decker

he's the best "sidedick" ever

Yep, my bad. Thought of that a while after I posted, d’oh! Anyway with more classic N64 games being released all the time, it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to think that an N64 version would come out, if there were one, but alas. Presently having a retro-fest on DK 64 fwiw.

It’s on the Wii-U VC.

He went to Jizzy Buns.

"I am proud to be your son, brutha."

fuck him in the pussy

it just has to be worth listening to

"Hey Scalia, nice out."

I didn’t know whether to race or create feng shui...

I love trolling trolls. Sometimes they don’t notice what you’re doing for way too long... I know you shouldn’t feed them, but feeding them shit is so fun I can’t stop myself.

Depends Louie, look into them…. loved that whole sequence and the drama and suspense… It's like he has a time bomb strapped to him, and it's down to the last seconds, his poor girls are soon to be orphaned as the explosion nears. Away girls! Save yourselves!

So when they say “finish him” it could get confusing.

"They call it the poop hole loop hole."

should have went with the mixed doubles

I hate my spouse so much for using Kleenex in bed and then not throwing them away because lazy. I just hate her anyway, so no biggy.