If I were ever an NFL player who scored a touchdown my celebration would be so obscene and tasteless that decades from now when people are trying to explain the reasons why players are fined for dancing in the end zone, they’d point to me and say “that’s why.”

It’s good that a league that features fighter jet flyovers and cheerleader bikini calendars and nonstop human brutality would want to shield our children from sex and violence.

But think of my little 7 year old boy Talon who I now need to explain twerking to (after of course he explains what twerking is to me) who upon seeing this flagrant act has immediately started down a road that will lead to prostitution and intravenous drug use!

I wish the officials would just ignore it. It’d be interesting to see the league be forced into disciplining officials for failing to call a penalty having nothing to do with gameplay.