Gah! Too late to fix it.

I was hoping they would film this from a top down perspective. :(

“the gamemaster’s PC and Leia proceed to have a 15-20 minute conversation about how Leia was always secretly in love with him”

It is scrumtrilescent.

My guess is that due to Eddie tampering with the timeline at the end of Season 1 (via bullets, the best way to tamper with timelines), Zoom is the guy that becomes the Flash’s arch-nemesis in a future absent the Reverse-Flash. Also, Harrison Wells isn’t dead because now there was no Reverse-Flash to go back in time…

Hopefully the movie can capture my favorite aspect of the games: Ignoring the main plotline as long as possible while running around doing side quests and climbing every available building.

This is the most press the band SR-71 has had since Right Now.

“Envision Media Arts has struck a deal with the Austrian hard candy manufacturer Pez to make a movie about its pop-culture-reference-laden plastic sweet dispensers.”

The Raid and Fast and Furious 6 actor Joe Taslim has been cast in an undisclosed role.

Seven young Macedonian girls. King Philip married Audata, Phila, Nicesipolis, Olympias (Alexander’s mom), Philinna, Meda, and Cleopatra (not the famous one).

Are there any other conquerors whose DNA we have at hand to create the COBRA Emperor?

Fuck that bear, strawberry-rhubarb is the second-best pie in the world. Maybe he wanted it warm and served with ice cream, as it should be.

“Any celestial body that can not be observed with a telescope located ON Earth, is fake.”

Yes because the NWO, The Galactic Empire and the Jews are building a fake universe outside of Earth to fool us! It’s a distraction while they can our air for use on Planet Spaceball!

Rap song!
Rap rap song!
We do our raps and the girls go wild!
We drink lots of 40s and we make bad videos!
They can’t stop us from uploading to YouTube!
Boo-boo-boodily boo-boo-ba-doo
Doodily-boop-de-doop-de-doo doo
Doo-doo-doodily-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doodily-doo-ba-doo-boo-boo

What would a video game movie trailer be without some dismissive, hipster asshole mentioning “I’m already not interested” in the first ten seconds, as if he was forcibly conscripted to watch the trailer.

That guy, and I hope he is reading this...can eat my nuts.

If it does suck, it will suck in the way that only a Luc Besson film is capable of. Which is to say, in the most glorious and entertaining way possible.