Gonna go out on a limb and say that Andy Murray is not one of the unnamed suspected match-fixers:

You meant to say “in your first-year stats class, which you stupidly registered for even though it started at 8 a.m. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and was taught by the most boring speaker who just happened to be the Dean, Academic at your college.”

I disagree with that. I think a general opinion of a name actually matters a bit. I can look at a class roster and tell what sort of class I’m going to have based on the name. I assume it’s the same when people look at resumes. Your child's name can scream "teen mom" or "mcmansion pinterest housewife mom" or "artsy…

The namers of Neveahs need to go to lleh. It’s not even spelled right.

“Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air? Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone ‘aaaaaah’? Is it true that there is a place in a man’s head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?”

If you’re not reading the new book because of a cover image, your loss dude. It’s great.

Bang bang.

This Summer: Shoot at the walls of heartache.

Stomach crunches are the right of all sentient beings.

Impending redeco as Astrotrain in 3... 2... 1...

Not surprised.. but was hoping for the old longer extension topped with a new mode or map unlocked. I just really wana ride a speeder bike between trees is all.

Secondarily, did you just say there was, in fact, nothing Better Than Ezra?

You know who else was a frisky, “small” QB that early in his career was constantly yo-yo’d on and off the bench? Drew Brees.

“Dear Almighty Father, we ask you to bless this film. May it be rid of cliches and jump scares like the last one had. We ask that you give the writers and the directer the wisdom to do an actual scary film that may give people nightmares rather than bore them to tears. In your name, O’ Lord. Amen.”

I wonder this same thing myself. Part of me believes it’s the process. Mitt Romney was a really smart and reasonable man when he was the governor of Massachusetts. I would have voted for that guy.

Unfortunately, he won’t be able to appreciate that. Allegedly.

The song “Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now” By Starship should be constantly playing in the background.

Yes, the rain could be ironic but only on one’s wedding day?

There’s always one that has to be different. I bet they all hate this guy.