Chris, I just got a job with the Vikings. During training you were described as “that punter with a mouth on him.” Wish you were still here to distract us from the endless mediocrity of this franchise.

And I'd love to see a side-by-side comparison of Sage Northcutt and Danilo Gallinari when Gallo was first coming up with the Knicks. Strikingly (no pun intended) similar looks from my view

I'm trying to figure out the purpose of the up-close shots of his face at the end of this piece... is it supposed to be funny or something? Serious question

I also heard that fan would gun down random people at the stadium if they traded for Mohamed Massaquoi

I was at that game last night with my friend the Spurs fan, who never gets to see any of her favorites play. The last 3 years Duncan has sat on their Philly visit. It was an embarrassing loss, so much so the crowd was cheering for that Lurch doppelganger the Spurs pulled out of their ass.

Enough with his postseason “shortcomings.” Those stats don’t include his marvelous gem against the Rangers in a win-or-go-home tiebreaker game against the Rangers at the end of the 2013 season. Technically, that was Game No. 163, but it got the Rays into the playoffs that year (into the Wild Card Game, I should say,…

Remember Kevin Durant’s “ya’ll aren’t my friends” tirade against the media last year?

What places had them as the “worst team in the West” this year? That’s one of the most absurd things I’ve ever heard. Anyone who thought this Wolves team with all that talent would be a cellar dweller clearly has no clue about basketball. Apparently, these are the same morons who thought the Wolves were a bad team…

Remember Kevin Durant’s feisty “ya’ll not my friends” tirade against the media last year? Seems like KAT was one of the rare reporters that actually built a rapport and got along with Durantula — and as a high school freshman!

I can safely say no one guessed that it was Mr. Green in the lobby area with his fist.

For those who got use to hearing Geno Smith speak with a broken jaw, please allow me to translate:

Retard, the Kings’ record right now has nothing to do with their good offseason. Rondo has been very solid and has exceeded my expectations thus far (triple-double the other night), while Belinelli has also been a good additional piece to add. I also really like what Kosta Koufos has done so far.

Ugh, the woman behind the camera sounds a lot like one of those whiny “Black Lives Matter” nigs with nothing better to do than complain for the sake of complaining. Yeah, those are the kinds of people we want to listen to #painful

I’ve tried, but I can’t pronounce that.

Where is Batista Thumbs Up to grade the performance of Batista in the movie?

I think she is also. Does the truth hurt?

Shut up, virgin. Definition of a total loser right here

I think she's pretty hot

Wow! A hockey player made a teen girl cry and it wasn’t rape-related. Incredible.

This must be a joke nobody uses Garcon in fantasy leagues.