Wait, which one of them is the tire? The arrow isn't clear

He owes it to himself to not tear an ACL dunking on a 5’8” future CPA.

The problem with championship parades is that they always take place on a weekday, so when New England sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending people who have jobs and contribute to society. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.…

Once cooler heads prevailed, the gentlemen agreed to disagree on whether This Love or Girls Like You had been the best part of Maroon 5's performance.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

Hold on to this one for dear life, kiddo.  It’s all shit from here on out.

I love Dan Le Batard as much as the next guy, but their public affection for David Samson is one of the most baffling things I’ve ever been witness too. This is a shit look for a broadcast personality who claims his love for Miami religiously and also claims how much the city of Miami has been screwed by front office…

My mom used to yell, “If you make it, we’ll go to McDonald’s!”

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

He has amazing run prevention on both defense and offense.

Lebron needs to sign with Golden State, thus completing the NBA’s transition to the truest form of basketball league: The Harlem Globetrotters and 29 Washington Generals teams.

“Irving, who by all accounts is an intelligent and thoughtful man...”

Bound to happen if you pitch, hit, and fuck with the same appendage.

“No, it’s not accurate. I don’t know who the (bleep) said that. That (bleep) is (bleep). Whoever said that (bleep) is (bleep). That’s all I have to say, man.”

Only five 16-vs-1 games have ever had a final score within five points in NCAA tournament history.

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!