If the quarterback gets sacked, the quarterback gets sacked.

But he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, so that has to be worth something.

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

Some other kids are just annoying pissants.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

To be fair, he only joined the crime ring very recently after it started doing well.

Considering how the lower leg is dangling wrong after the incident, it probably didn’t take long to call up the local hospitals.

Meanwhile, I’m waiting for the lawsuit to be filed by this couple against the homeowner for maintaining dangerous conditions that would easily lead to injury, and then watching the…

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

I’m an Indians fan that has wanted it gone for years. Fucking finally. They’re gonna sell a fuck load of Wahoo merchandise this year though. Theoretically I guess it’s good that they’ll hold on to the trademark. They can limit the amount of merch sold and, if they didn’t hold on to it, one of the Cleveland t-shirt…

rude

I’m excited to hear how Trump is gonna stop this from happening.

Mallmann sears tomatoes on the hot metal and throws puffy bread directly into the coals so that it blackens. “Quite radical,” he says. “I mean, we’re fucking burning it.”

He’s been getting plenty of reps in at Chuck E. Cheese.

This is the stuff right here. I want to print it, let it soften in a bucket of water for several days, then slowly over the course of many hours grind it into a fine paste that I can inject directly into my left nipple. Good stuff.

It’s funny to read someone who does no actual reporting question someone else’s. The last time Bill Simmons had a scoop he accidentally tweeted out what he meant to be a DM

Tell me more about what you care about, grandpa.

Because NBA. Also thank you for absolving me of the need to truther this highlight myself. He changed pivot feet like 3 times!

Hi there. Have not played basketball since junior high. So things could have changed...but how is that not traveling?