Who was landing rockets on floating barges before?

Really? When was the other time you saw someone flip a fucking rocket over in space and land it on a barge to be reused?

His Tesla batteries haven’t advanced technology?

Hacky sack is cool now

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

It’s not the first time a shirtless male has been around a group of Cardinals.

I caught one episode where she was renovating this gilded age STUNNER (that had been completely gutted) and really enjoyed it, but she never seems to be on!

I hope not. I like air.

THERE’S SO MUCH NOTHING

This is a guilty white liberal family of sites, they strive in vilifying themselves for that false sense of accomplishment and superiority of their fellow man (ironically). They want to be that “sensitive” person that they think everyone will praise for their openness and progressiveness. When in reality the majority…

Let’s put aside the semantics- the examples he used were wrong but the thesis is correct. The world is a better place now than in the past. Humans are less likely to die from violence, starvation etc then at any other time...

Hi, I’m a star consultant.

You get a new car, you get a new car,..... Beees!!!

Wait, wait a minute... This marine biologist, is named OCEAN RAMSAY? Come the fuck on!

This is the justice department, not Burger King. I don’t see the point of tax dollars going to some shitty intern to type tweets for a government agency.

That’s patently false

That’s patently false

Thank you, D:2 The Mighty Ducks.

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. People seem to forget that these people are criminals. There are no special privileges for inmates. If you did something bad enough to get yourself thrown into prison, and if you end up in a SHU, then you more than likely deserve to be there. I'm sure there are some people…