He joins Tebow as the NFL's most famous promise keepers.

He can keep talking. You make one play and you talk? Good play.

Laser Comb Technology

Internet life can make us feel like we've seen everything . . . then mother nature hits us with something so gosh-darn breathtaking, we feel like preschoolers learning about airplanes again.

People have been using this method to clean aquariums for decades. Go to any pet store and you'll find several sizes and shapes. They won't work well on cleaning a vase, like this one will, but if you are suggesting cleaning plate glass like a window, get a fishtank magnet, they also come with tethers.

Or, nuclear tipped torpedoes, six crew members, crypto gear, and the bow of a freaking Soviet boomer. Those are all pretty important things.

But it might not be what you're hoping for.

Joke's on you, IOC — this was her first amendment.

My zombie plan is to become a zombie and eat all you who think you can get away.

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

It's funny that you think China, or any nation or combinations of many nations has a chance against the US, let alone the US and its allies which is half the planet and almost the whole developed world. The US Navy alone is larger than the next fifteen nations combined by itself. The bloodiest war the US ever fought…

Am I the only one who thinks he's basically a pair of sunglasses away from being Poochie the dog?

These 4K units look pretty jaggy, any timetable on 8K monitors?

My Dad: "Why should anyone be shocked that a Le Batard gave anything away? That's all Le Batards want to do is give stuff away. Le Batards don't believe in the value of hard work when their beloved government is there to just hand stuff to 'em."

I think you missed the point of the experiment entirely.

The last time a a machine was called Christine, things didn't turn out that well

"I accepted his friend request between my alabaster thighs." That's not erotic fiction; that's fucking poetry.