I know this is a weird and unpopular concept for the people of this site, but most cops are just commoners who want to help their community. Definitely take a minute to breathe and compose yourself before responding.

Wow, learn to read, I wasn’t saying that Spiderman looks like a low-grade 360 game.  I was saying as a parallel if you could imagine if a trailer for a film looked better than the final product.  I wasn’t saying that it was a 1:1 to example, it was just being hyperbolic to prove a point.

It was still a foul ball. But it was not an attempted bunt. 

Eh, I prefer minimalism when it comes to controller designs. Putting pictures on a controller usually looks really gaudy. This is perfect for me. The Smash logo and white grips make it look really classy to me.

Elizabeth Banks has a great agent, because until yesterday I wasn’t aware she had anything to do with this turd.

The guys that made Denuvo contradicted themselves. They said Denuvo couldn’t be cracked and laughed. But a guy gains fame cracking Denuvo so they have him arrested and his stuff taken away? I mean, if you’re going to laugh in someone’s face, you might as well take the punches when you get proved wrong. So, I kind of…

who hurt you?

Man, you nailed it. I guess now I’ll have to overwrite the memories of having 100 hours of amazing fun in the game (the most fun I’ve had in an open-world-game for years, apart from heavily modded Skyrim) with pure disappointment. Thank you for opening my eyes!

(Low enemy vatiety is a valid criticism)

Overrated: Term for when you don’t like something that’s popular. Term that doesn’t exist because there’s no objective “good” rating that can be given to anything.

A Dragonball Z game offering Goku as DLC is already gutsy.

I really don’t understand why people want him in so bad. He’s a stupid character. There’s so many better options for smash. How about King K Rool (a villian for DK)?

Yeah, but he was black; we were supposed to be worrying about him being black, which apparently is way worse than being blatantly evil in public.

Absolutely agreed. The chaos and items in Smash exist for the same reason they do in Mario Kart and Mario Party: to create an experience that anyone can enjoy.

My 8 year old son and his friends love it! It gives them a great wacky way to play a great game!

One on one with no items is the most sterile and boring way to play Smash. The game is made to be played with all the crazy items on the strange interfering stages by 4 people at the same time. The game is a Chaos simulator and that’s why it’s fun

Ultimately, this just makes Blue Hole look pathetic.

Fuck cancer.

Doesn’t make the idea any less cool.

“We all should ignore right-wing trolls. Now here are a dozen articles about right-wing trolls.”

Or, and hear me out here, if you guys (all aggregation media) wouldn’t give the time of day to this edit job, no one would have even known it existed besides a small reddit group. Instead, you blast it out and give free press for a week, and then report on all the fall out.