FYI, Lidl is now carrying their own brand of Everything Bagel seasoning and I think it’s even better than TJ’s.

I just can’t get past the fact that visiting Disney World costs several hundred dollars a day per person. I have a hard time enjoying myself when I think that every minute there is costing me a dollar.

You need to find out the secret reboot sequence so you can reboot the entertainment system while driving. I have to do that occasionally in my 2016 Mazda.

Part of me thinks FY to the thank you note since very few companies nowadays have the decency to even call you back to say you DIDN’T get the job. They just ghost you.

Nobody NEEDS baseball. If all the “fans” would boycott their team for a single season this would all change.

The only reason I can think of to slice a bagel that way is if you’re trying to consume as much cream cheese as possible. Otherwise this is just plain wrong.

“With the average student loan balance hitting $29,800 for the Class of 2018....”

It’s been a while since I’ve seen Tropic Thunder, but I seem to recall we’re supposed to be offended by Downey in blackface.

For me, it was like somebody flipped a switch in me when I looked at my newborn daughter. Up till that moment I was kind of apprehensive about the whole fatherhood thing.

I put all my “internet of things” device on my guest network at 2.4ghz. I didn’t want devices that probably have security holes on my main network with our real computers and data. I used 2.4 simply because some of the automation devices don’t work at 5ghz

I have to remind my daughter we’re not poor, we just don’t carry cash. She’ll often announce, right before getting on the bus, that she needs $5-10 for something or other at school and we’ll end up having to dig through numerous coat pockets to find bills and change to make that up. We keep reminding her we need 24…

Man, you’re using some kind of CSI Enhance software to see that.

I like to surreptitiously reach into my pants pocket and secretly yank out pubic hair.

that wicket antibiotic must have done a number on your “native flora”. you probably need one of those fecal transplants (it’s a thing).

Who wouldn’t?

Set up ALL your cards to autopay the minimum EVEN if you’re in the habit of paying off the monthly balance. This is a guarantee that you’ll never get hit with the late fee that far exceeds any potential monthly interest charge.

My reason for dumping the Apple podcast app was its complete and utter refusal to learn that it was not to use cellular data. No matter the settings or how many times I told it, every time I started it I’d get a cellular data nag screen.

HD did do a lot of R&D. It’s just that a lot of their R&D went into hiding modern tech so their bike would continue to look like something from another era. They’ve got fuel injection, SS ignition, ABS, traction control, water cooling, gps and most everything else that any other bike brand, including BMW, has. They…

You couldn’t get 2/3 of the states to agree on what day of the week it is anymore. If the other party suggests/supports it, it’s automatically bad. End of story.

What’s next? I won’t be able to make fun of people who drink lite beer?