The difference is that if a cop shoots an unarmed individual, nothing happens to him. If one of these newly armed teachers shoots an unarmed student they will be tossed to the wolves. Criminal and civil charges and responsible for any and all legal fees. Yep, teachers will be lining up for this benefit.

I had that generation of GTI and it was stone cold reliable. It had 187,000 miles when I got rid of it.

the bigger crime is recording this in Portrait Mode.

I think he’d make a good Bond, but from the franchise point of view he’s probably too old to get in the number of movies they want out of a Bond actor. Hell, given how they keep pushing back on character ages I’m guessing the next Bond will be in his late 20's.

“If I were a half-deaf, impotent walrus who had to sit in front of a microphone yelling to white senior citizens who still listen to A.M. radio while popping Oxycontin like Tic Tacs during commercial breaks...”

Supposedly the NRA money contributed to polititians is less of a factor than being able to instantly mobilize millions of NRA member to vote against anybody who even thinks of talking about gun control. As somebody else pointed out, if Candidate A was for gun control and Candidate B was pro gun but was a Nazi who ate…

I find a lot of Amazon 1-star reviews are from people who clearly didn’t understand what they were buying. They are now complaining it doesn’t do X even though the product never claimed to do X.

Three of my coworkers owned Honda Elements and they would have gladly bought a second one if Honda had continue to make them. I think it was another car that was designed for 20-somethings but bought by 40-somethings.

Maybe it’s just me, but if your child is of the age where they think the answer to “why is the sky blue?” is a blue crayon, I’m thinking a dumbed down scientific explanation is better.

I will never enter a Buffalo Wild Wings again. My daughter and I stopped in for a Saturday lunch - there were maybe 20 people in the whole place, the wait staff outnumbered diners - and still every TV was cranked to maximum volume.

Just having a hard time thinking of Jim Halpert as a bad-ass.

I bought 2 iphones for family members since the 8 and X were announced. Bought iPhone 7's for both of them and they’re very happy. We’ve reached the point of diminishing returns and Apple and other companies are having a hard time coming up with advancements that makes plunking down huge chunks of cash for the latest…

https://www.harley-davidson.com/us/en/motorcycles/2018/cvo/cvo-street-glide.html base price $40 grand USD.

Fewer people wish to engage in an activity that precludes engaging in social media while you’re doing it.

So when your renter drops a car on his head and kills himself, who pays? Because regardless of what this garage-airbnb/renter agreement states, the survivors will sue you.

Yes yes yes. We went and saw Justice League over Thanksgiving and I was shoving napkins in my ears. It was beyond loud. But the strangest thing was that my wife will bitch at me when she catches me occasionally playing the stereo at a fraction of that volume, yet she somehow found the theater volume acceptable.

I think “sit down, shut up and be grateful” is the current motto of most companies unless you happen to be in a geographic area of real job competition.

I think the thing to keep in mind that the price of these cars to their buyers are no more out of range to them as a used miata is to you. They bought these toys with couch cushion money.

This is how I feel about beer. My life would be so much cheaper if I could enjoy that 30 pack of beer that sells for under $20. Back in college I could, but not anymore.

Our new policy as of 2018 is no sick days. You come in, or use vacation time. I’m waiting for people to start vomiting in wastebaskets.