I wish my car had Android, even if it’s not full Android with the Play Store and apps and everything. The infonavitainment system in so many cars is such ass.

Every time Car and Driver would drive a Holden, they would proclaim it the best thing GM ever made and they were idiots for not selling it here.

I remember when my dad was replacing his shitty old 94 Cutlass, the brochure for the shitty new 99 Cutlass went out of its way to show you those little rain-collecting roof lines were a feature.

My Caddy has them too, they’re awesome!

Yeah but it’s 4WD so its okay.

The opposite of this happened to my family once. My mom was looking at a new car, and they go to evaluate her current car for the trade value. The guy comes back saying that it was in an accident and obviously repainted because you can see swirl marks on the bumper.

And this is why TPMS that just makes an icon light up is a bad idea. Some people are too dumb to realize you actually might need to add air to their tires.

Last weekend I saw someone pulled over by a NJ State Trooper impala. I thought they were all CVPI or Tahoe.

GAH! IT LOOKS LIKE JAR JAR BINKS

I never knew how rare these were until like last year.

I would keep the Escalade an Escalade. Maybe make Brougham the max-opulence trim level on the big sedan and the Escalade. Just imagine an Escalade Brougham.

It is an absolute goddamn tragedy that Cadillac doesn’t sell an Eldorado.

Hell yeah, Big Wind!

:O

My mom had a CR-V and wanted to look at the new Insight. Yes it's horrible but at the time she was all about the hybrid and also loved Hondas.

They even brought along the kitchen sink!

never underestimate the stupidity of the average consumer.

Oh, ok, that's less insane.

That's both backwards and insane. Park is between Neutral and Drive??

Okay, so Christian von Koenigsegg has done it again. It's 9:24 am at the Geneva Motor Show, but I don't think anybody can top the Regera as far as insane engineering goes. I mean, 1,500 hp and no gearbox? I know the Prius has no gearbox either, but this is a whole new level. No need for more coffee, I was all ears.