I get that you don’t want to understand, but this isn’t allowed.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

Actually you bring up a good point: Twitter could de-activate Donald Trump’s account and there’s nothing he can do about it.

The biggest takeaway here...

Good news everyone! POTUS just gave us the okay to call it a “Muslim Ban” if not something more accurate.

You know hell is freezing over when even Dick Cheney and the Koch Brothes, spawns of Satan himself condemn Hair Trumpf’s actions.

I truly wonder if people believe that acts of violence are no longer illegal as of January 20th.

America 2017.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

“Who knows, maybe you’ll like the taste of hydrochloric acid!”

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Athens

Also, this:

“But but rich people won’t steal! And he has nice daughters!”.

I know right, he has records of his cons and it was told to them, it’s like they didn’t even fucking listen.