I truly wonder if people believe that acts of violence are no longer illegal as of January 20th.

America 2017.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

“Who knows, maybe you’ll like the taste of hydrochloric acid!”

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Athens

Also, this:

“But but rich people won’t steal! And he has nice daughters!”.

I know right, he has records of his cons and it was told to them, it’s like they didn’t even fucking listen.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

This movie will piss me off if it doesn’t have Batou’s car.

Its not that the new administration fires the existing staff, its that the outgoing President’s staff leaves en masse. I can’t imagine any of them willing to stay there and work for Trump.

There was an article on Politico the other day that said high level career Pentagon employees indicated they probably would be leaving.

Dang, was really looking forward to the “For the price of a Cessna 182 you could have a  Warthog!!” articles.

I would try and rig it up to fire blanks (if you can eve do this with a 30mm vulcan cannon) just to scare the living fuck out of people. Imagine buzzing your annoying neighbor’s house - you know, the one who won’t let you work on your car in your driveway - and have him go code brown in less than 5 seconds.

The only sad part of this is that now it will be a long long time before you can pick one up in a boneyard and fly it privately.