“Leave our alliances, fall back on a nuclear first use policy.” Does he understand just how F’ing dangerous that is?

(the earthquake, not the war)

Only because Indians really love the Donald. /sarc.

The seagull in this gif is my hero.

I think we are on to something here. Could Trump’s horribly applied orange makeup just be the result of him perpetually falling into bins of chicken tikka masala?

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

This never gets old. Well played, friend!

Illuminati confirmed.

Get those logical and well thought out points out of here, this is the Internet.

God fucking damn it! Look at this! “Top Countries Searching for Overwatch” and is any of them America? NO! NOT ONE!

They were just jealous of your scooter. I mean ANYONE can ride a harley, but a scooter? That takes style.

There are shamefully few bikers that wear helmets in WI, and there are a lot of bikers. I’d always feel the silent laughter when I’d pull up with my 3/4 helmet on. It didn’t help that I was on a scooter, surrounded by Harleys. But, my head is intact!

Okay, but can we talk about the most important thing?

Thanks for posting this. I was hoping you guys would pick it up.

Wile E. Coyote'd.

Just to let you guys know. Last night I posted the link to Popp Excavating’s contact page, after I wrote them, praising their driver. This is the response I got this morning from Ron Popp(I assume the HMFIC):