Hey, I have an NFT of the first cryptosimp post on Kotaku. Yours for only $48,000,000. Or you could pay me in Bitcoin, which would translate to...let’s see 1000 Bitcoins right now, but by the time I finish the post, more like 950 Bitcoins, or if you are reading this an hour or two later, I guess like 1500 Bitcoins. If…

A certain commenter? I've seen multiple cryptosimps on this site. Though it's entirely possible they're all just the same idiot with multiple accounts.

NFTs do nothing that can’t already be done by existing technology. If they get used for Graft it’s only because that’s what they’re best at! That and environmental damage.

Which in turn will provide an opportunity for a certain commenter here to tell us why we’re the morons, and NFTs are Great, Actually.

Literally all of it.

I can tell you that if there was any reasonable way to keep people wearing masks for the rest of our lives they’d find it.

None of that says the dude was actually DOING anything. Millions of people take mushrooms, alcohol and weed and don’t shoot anybody. So I’m not buying it. 

Also, if you’re going to take drugs, take drugs in a crowd that you know has your back and will protect you if things go sideways (as opposed to shooting you).

Or maybe... just maybe... you can’t divide the world into camps based on people disagreeing with you? Shocking, I know, but weirdly it’s true.

You're an asshole.

“lol, those OTHER fighting game players are a bunch of stinky nerds, not like us super chads who play a DIFFERENT fighting game, amirite?”

They can list the game as “free”?

Hi there! Grammar and writing style cop here....

Technically if the title of the article is “10 Things you learned in sex ed that aren’t actually true” then the titles of each slide should be THE IDEA YOU LEARNED WHICH IS WRONG, not the refutation of the idea, otherwise you are implying that the refutation is wrong.…

“This may seem like an overly cynical and bad-faith interpretation of what Critical Role is doing with this new campaign.”

but it was about states’ rights - the state’s right to continue slavery.

Yeah, if you look at various state’s Declaration’s of Independence.  It’s pretty obvious that slavery was the #1 cause.

Perhaps it was the only job offer she had at that point in her life. And as with most jobs, perhaps she tolerated it at best because she had to put food on the table.

That’s funny, I don’t remember when Steam was called a scam. Oh, people resisted it because it was different and who wants to install an extra client to run the game you just bought? But everybody understood the value proposition. And MP3s? Users all instantly understood the value proposition, and so it was just…

What are you even going on about. Nobody said that MP3s were a scam. I don’t remember anyone calling Steam a scam, or online shopping. You’re just making shit up.

In this vein, a table would have been a good informational tool for the author to include. Side by side by side comparison of price point and specs.

In this vein, a table would have been a good informational tool for the author to include. Side by side by side…