I have to give you props for that answer.

I actually have said that even after this pandemic is over I’m going to wear a mask in the winter because they keep my face warm. Gonna start making them lined in fleece lol. 

Or don’t. Deciding whether or not to have faith is a recurring part of the DAI narrative.

Sadly, even the most competent, inspirational, leader would be accused of being a Deep State mastermind, set on turning everyone gay by forcing them to wear masks. We have a lot of really stupid people in the US.

Fun fact: If you draw a Venn diagram of “people who’ve ever shown up at someone’s house with a posse and beaten the shit out of them” and “people who’ve posted on an internet message board about showing up at someone’s house and beating the shit out of them,” you’ve almost drawn a train!

Baseless conspiracy theory. This unit has received one and I’ll have you know I love processing organic material for energy and converting oxygen to carbon dioxide as much as anyone. No bots here sir. - Sincerely, Hugh Mann

Lol, for science I want to see if I can connect my Vita to my PS4 and then have that PS4 connect to the PS5. 

This wasn’t even slightly poignant, it was just really terrible writing with a complete lack of knowing your audience. It essentially assumes that you’re a bad person for wanting to get a console during a time of crisis and almost even implies that people aren’t fighting for their lives in this country when COVID…

Absurd addition to this review.  Are we going to mention ongoing tragedies in every review of luxury items and consumer products?  "Here's an RTX 3080, but let's reflect on the pandemic that has killed 240k Americans.  You probably should feel bad for buying this"

You know, on any given day you’re alive and enjoying yourself (or not), there are millions of people suffering. Disease, poverty, violence, slavery, and ethnic genocide literally happen every day. The pandemic is just a newer blip on the radar of human distress.

Yep, what I want to read about in my reviews of products is the state of the world and politics.  BEST part of the review.

I can kind of understand the complaint from the CRT days, as displaying a movie in its correct wide-screen format could result in a significant loss of detail due to the very limited resolution of standard-def TVs, especially for crazy wide ratios like 2.35:1. Also, TVs were often a lot smaller than they are now, so…

Sorry but disagree with almost all of this. Let’s start with storage. How the hell does a console with a disc drive “store games locally in a playable state” in a way that digital doesn’t? Has the author actually *used* a console in, oh, 15 years or so? Games don’t run from the disc anymore, they’ve all got to be…

Honestly if you haven’t played Spider-Man on PS4 yet it’s so cheap that you basically have no excuse.

Waking up with a subscription to Quibi sounds like the worst hangover imaginable.

WHAAAAT!? Ninjabread Man is an absolute CLASSIC :)

I loved the hell out of Crazy Taxi on the GameCube in 2001/2. And yeah, it’s an absolute time capsule of a game. It’s 2000's EX-TREME!!! in all the best ways, and I can’t imagine playing a version that doesn’t have The Offspring and Bad Religion on the soundtrack.. It wouldn’t be the same game at all.

5 People total got sick at my workplace back at the start of April. 4 of them were back after the 2 weeks when a cleaning crew came in and sanitized the entire plant. They got over it like a common cold... the other.. not so lucky, after being admitted to hospital, he suffered a stroke, had to be put into a medically…

Yeah, it's the old "who created Batman's villains?" idea.

That and the position of the left thumbstick. So bad.