I use privacy badger as my sole blocking extension, it’s really about keeping your data from 3rd parties, but as an effect it blocks a bunch of ads.

I love my cat, but this makes sense.

Dogs want what’s best for everyone - Democrat
Cats want what’s best from themselves (and are regularly wrong about what that is) - Republican

There are a shocking number of people mad about boss design in a video game. 

I mean... I’d probably be more comfortable with Can Of Beans as the VP...

I hate you, have a star. 

Ahh, yep okay that makes sense now that I think about it from that perspective.

Abolish suburbs? That’s a new one to me, can anyone explain it? 

a vast majority of computers don’t have anything bigger then a DVD (if they even have DVD drives at all anymore)

I bought a prebuild earlier this year, it has a drive of some sort, I’ve never actually put anything in it. 

One of my old laptops had an HD-DVD in it, that was less then useful. 

I mean, is this a shock?

Graphic quality keeps getting higher, and textures aren’t small in size.

10 discs are excessive, but BluRay never took off in computers, so we’re stuck with DVDs.

Supposedly either me or my sister were diagnosed as allergic to penicillin, we’re not sure which one, my mom forgot too over the years, and just started saying that we both were.

After realizing this I didn’t tell a doctor that I had a penicillin allergy. I seem to be fine.

I’d watch that

Up in Canada the Halloween candy is usually just smaller, no specific Halloween branding, besides very rare ones which tend to just be cosmetic :(

It makes them angry, and they thrive on the hate. 

I’ve been pushed towards traffic before by a negligent driver.

That’s not their gate nor their property, it’s the gate to the gated community.

All protests are peaceful until one person decides to do something not peaceful.

My girlfriend tried to get me into Crusader Kings 2 awhile back.

Proper DLC is just the expansion packs of yesteryear, it’s the Tides of Darkness to Warcraft 2.