So many eggs...

Why would you go through antibiotics for something that’s was spread from another person?

In a month the story will be “The market crashed due to bad information from the false news media, and liberals”

I always cough, since i was a teenager my friends have joked that I need to stop smoking, never smoked. Can’t go a single night without one coughing fit at some point.

If he really wants people to see it, he should just put it on Bittorrent and upload it to youtube.

yeah... that was weird... and probably sexist.

Late to the party here... Jealous and Guilty. It can be hard not to get “I love you too” but try not to conflate them in this situation. Give her love and support, and be there for her. If you do, she might get there.

Oof my brain glossed over that. 

HM, buddy... it’s over... it’s been over for a long time.

Yeah but then it will be “A virus manufactured by the chinese and spread to America by the Liebrals”

Where do you live that there are toilets in any non residential space that aren’t automatic?

A couple years ago, I had a new employee, who reported to me and worked out of one of our remote offices, take a couple sick days. He comes into work on Day 3... and emails me a doctors note for him being sick.

My company is being great with this. We have a major office in Asia with people going back and fourth between North America and Asia regularly. All this travel has been cancelled, to not put people at risk. It makes it a bit harder to do our jobs, but... we’re managing. 

IGA in Canada, It’s either IGA or Urban Fair neither are cheap, neither have short lines right after work.

If you have a healthy relationship with a close friend or family member who has a great credit score, you might consider asking them to add you as an authorized user on one of their credit cards.

My grocery store is a 10 minute walk from my work, and a 2 minute walk from my home. It’s in a city so there is no parking. It would take longer to drive there then it takes to walk there.

It’s time for revolution, first step should be to destroy the new automated machinery in textile factories.

My grocery store is on my walk home, I usually only buy one bag at a time. Whatever I need every 2 or 3 days.

They already know my product choices from my amazon orders, they probably understand I have a girlfriend due to her talking to Alexa when she’s at my place.

I’ve had it happen a couple times, usually when traveling for work because the site we have to use has a crappy interface for Known Traveller ID is stupid.