In Canada we have a “Skytrain”, one of the lines is more then 50% underground. 

Oh Jesus, I’m pretty sure I’ve met you a couple of times.

American comes to Canada, tries to pay in his local currency, we offer to take it at par as we’re not setup to do conversions, and we are doing YOU a favour, and it will generate extra work for us.

As someone who flys frequently, always in Economy, all I have to say is:

Wait are we impressed that he got Doom running on a Windows machine?

Hey a Black Hole will have disastrous consequences to the rest of the world. Can you choose a candidate whose meltdowns stay within your border please.

Cool! But hold on. The Switch version is actually not the remastered one. It’s just a port of the PS3 version of Ni no Kuni, at 720p resolution and 30 frames per second. (It also includes all the DLC.)

Not quite sure what point your trying to make, it appears to be “Since we can’t prevent all death, we should prevent no death”

North America tends not to get dual SIM variants. This is true for both Apple and Android.

Guilty as charged here. I’ve certainly picked up Deep Dive and Take it offline.

This is an excellent name. 

A few years ago I was out with a girl at a pub (her restaurant choice), we get there and I order a beer. She orders a soda. Which is fine, but I’ve known a fair number of alcoholics in my life, and I’m very sensitive to drinking if the other person isn’t. It feels uncomfortable for me.

I understood it when i got to “Happy Madison” 

Just because you can’t cope with the world doesn’t mean that I should have to deal with a peacock on a plane

Remeber that time they summoned a demon rather then doing something extremely irresponsible like giving a teenager a time machine.

but he also comes to bring peace and love

The explanation that I’ve heard, is that it was a divinely inspired translations, and anything since is just not the ‘truth’

Imagine applying this to just about any other form of entertainment and you realize how dumb it sounds. “Hey, did you finish that new Dark Crystal show on Netflix?” “Yeah, I beat it last night.”

I’m not a fan of dogs, or in animals on planes in general...but if the airline had forced the disabled person to move, they would have been a very different outrage and lawsuit.

Assuming of course that this is an actual disabled person and not just “Emotional Support” shenanigans.

I know a guy who constantly vapes. If your out with him, in a place that will tolerate it, he has the vape in his mouth the entire time. No regard to the other people around him

“It’s healthy”

Ugh

While your splitting up your country, can you give Washington and Oregon to Western Canada, and help us build a wall (I hear you’re good at it) so we can protect our border when your country inevitably dissolves into a war zone?