Last summer I was part of organizing an event where we had tshirts and other swag. We had to pack these to hand out, and in our group of 4 doing the work, it quickly became apparent that I was the only one who did not properly know how to fold a shirt.

I was in my 30s before I found out that standing up to wipe is considered abnormal. I tried to figure out how to do it sitting couldn’t went back to standing.

38 always check in the moment i’m allowed to via the app.

Meanwhile, my credit card was never actually charged.

Not enough Rich people to build the infrastructure, I assume.

I initially thought “That looks a lot like <instert name of woman I know>”

Syndicate is not worth starting, let alone finishing. 

Wait is that why my fit friends keep inviting me to go hiking?

What the fuck...

I guess it depends on the dollar store, if its family run then yeah your point makes sense, but not many dollar stores are anymore (atleast not here) they’re large chains.

Someone designed it, someone made it, someone ordered it, someone stocked the shelves.

Holy Fuck.

No one has in good faith uttered the phrase “Hot Dog Sandwich”

Legacy was awesome in theatre in 3D.

A few years back I was out with a woman, she was 26 and we went into a bar... and they didn’t ID her on entry. They ID’d other people but not her.

I had a fun experience when travelling to the USA a couple years back. Me and my friends drove from Canada to Oregon, and we crossed the border using our Nexus cards (which can be used rather then a passport when driving).

Bars are one of the places I consistently tip.

I’m looking at it right now, can’t take a screenshot since it’s on the dropdown menu

The Starbucks app literally prompts you with a popup for a tip, every time you pay using it.

Put them both on the menu at the same price! Free upgrade in whichever direction you think is an upgrade!