I was out on a date once and we were approached by some “monks”. They kept trying to talk to us, and I kept shutting them down. Eventually “We are just looking to talk to some nice people”.

I’m a huge pet lover irl and currently have three cats and a ball python in the house

Or it’s Saturday morning and half the country is still asleep, and the rest are getting ready to do things or doing them?

I actually have the same misconception, but I’m Canadian. So I think that’s a little more okay then the Editor :) 

I’d say that the type of person who would be a doucebag and belittle people, isn’t the type of person who would post on twitter about how he was embarrassed for not knowing something.

We have a bar here with impossible to figure out designations and two doors... but then when you walk in it’s a single room with sinks, and individual rooms for stalls.

It’s pretty interesting, but I’m not sure I’d put this is “Useful advice to make a lifehack” if you need a second passport, you already know why you need it. You’re not the average person. 

Weddings are awful and the reception usually lasts at least a few hours. 

It would have been better then the food i had at the last wedding I was at, well assuming I didn’t get food poisoning.

Oh god, I have had this discussion many times. Recently my company had a vacancy in a position that I used to have, and they put a certain skill under required.

I was reviewing the job posting, and I called that out to the hiring manager for this position.

“Why is that required? The guy leaving doesn’t have that skill,…

Don’t be last :)

As someone with a preferance for aisles I will load whenever i please, but i won’t get overly comfy or put my seatbelt on until the doro closes.

I have a backpack that is “Just inside the limits, but maybe not if its stuffed, also depends on airlines”. Generally it is the only thing I bring with me when I travel.

I may not have said that in the clearest way, I was agreeing with you :)

I used to have a friend who would always order a jug of beer to share, but he would drink 2 or 3 beers for every one I would drink.

I had to put an end to that, just told him to order jugs for himself because he would go through the entire thing anyways. 

I live in a big city, and splitting the bill is unheard of. The waitstaff automatically keep track of who has what. Questions like this really do baffle me.

The only real exception is for pitchers of beer or for share plates, but that’s just a matter of opting out “I don’t feel like having that” 

Like the seminar the article is probably cribbing off of.

I’m extremely sensitive about this. If someone is saying my name, and its not to refer to me to a third person or in a greeting... I immediately start looking for the Manipulation.

I mean... bacon or sausages sometimes. they make a great side.

Don’t forget going onto the sidewalks whenever it’s more convenient for them. No matter how busy it is.