I just never understood this.

I just never understood this.

My parents bought a fairly small house completely renovated it, including things like heated hard wood floors...

you are a bad person for making the joke, i’m a bad person for laughing.

It’s a long list.

It’s Hamilton Nolan, of course it was a lame hot take. 

Congrats, your original take on the race, made about as much sense as Trumps.

Wanna be hipster douche? Maybe...

I can’t explain why God decided to may lays greasy and awful, I would not blaspheme and pretend to understand why God does anything.

God? Reality? 

“He understands this perfectly”

Please name names, i want to make sure I’m never anywhere near this establishment.

Obviously your talking about the one who spoiled the movie right?

This seems like an appropriate and measured response.

No way this was by chance or by searching his deck. The fact that he was checked multiple times implies that they knew something was up, but couldn’t figure it out initially.

Teach the cars, or you know... just have everyone do the legal thing? So some outsider who doesn’t know the house rules won’t get confused. 

Where’s my eye roll emoji?

The only acceptable way to make Chocolate Cake is with Doctor Pepper.

It looks awful and i can’t wait to see it on opening day!

Who hurt you?