Not sure if you are being sarcastic, mocking, none of the above, or all of the above. But yeah, that’s pretty much what I want.

Is the “Star Wars Canon” what we’re calling all the death stars now? Or is it like the next weapon in episode 8 or something?

She’s probably going to be confused and/or have amnesia for the first half or so, only for the POWER OF LOVE making her swap sides for the finale.

Scientist have actually translated the sounds. It actually says “All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there”.  

People don’t know how to tell their bosses that their idea sucks. That is the only possible explanation i can think of for its existence in the first place.

I am not the expert on this...but I believe a “shootingbrake” is technically a two-door wagon, kinda like a wagon-coupe per se. Like this Volvo P1800.

Awesome! I look forward to seeing all seven of these sold in the US parked along Main in Greenwich, CT, next to all of the E63 wagons.

I am a VERY tense person. I can’t even drink out of cans.

Are you planning a weekend beach getaway in your Mercury Cougar XR7? I am.

Wagons! Yes, wagons. Wagons.

I still think the next Alien movie should’ve been a buddy comedy with Noomi Rapace and Michael Fassbender’s head in a basket. Just bopping around the galaxy getting into antics, you know. Now THAT would be something.