mikeburnlab
MikeBurnlab
mikeburnlab

I am a VERY tense person. I can’t even drink out of cans.

Are you planning a weekend beach getaway in your Mercury Cougar XR7? I am.

Wagons! Yes, wagons. Wagons.

There is only one man qualified to answer this question, and he happens to work at your office.

Tuesday got you down? Friend, you need five cylinders of Vigor in your step!

She now has zero ducks to give.

Time to fire up your Rover SD1 and make magic happen!

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

How is this holding water in court.

As a Michigander, that judge can, kindly, go take a hike.

I’ll just leave this here.