The position at io9 has always been that things which are included in trailers, TV ads, and other large-scale marketing materials aren’t “spoilers” because the studio/network/publisher/etc. has decided that it wants the public to know about them before seeing the complete work.

Thanks!

So your biggest complaint is that they didn’t leave everything on a cliffhanger and actually resolved storylines?

Oh my god I’ll take Westworld’s ability to ask and actually answer questions every time over Lost’s nonsensical and constant introduction of new questions because nobody has any idea where this trainwreck we’ve started will end up and oh my god it’s a polar bear.

Are we sure it’s called “Glare” and not “Lens Flare”? I really wanted to make this joke and was excited it wasn’t already posted.

Ugh they never make any Black Widow masks for bank robbers. Why there are so few women in the bank robbing industry.

why build one when you can have two at twice the price?

Now I imagine this guy to be like Mr Burns, who can’t open his own car doors.

Problem solved.

Ah, no possible way a remake can improve upon those scenes. But you did miss one great number, one my dentist and I never fail to chuckle over even now.

I oddly never tire of WB Execs on cocaine jokes. Never.

Yes, but does it have franchise potential?

Ridley Scott already answered that question: