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Matt bloody Berry yelling, “Bat!” is my new favorite thing. This show is Looney Tunes funny.

This looks like a generic car from an automotive supplier ad in a trade journal. Just needs an equally generic tagline, like “Tomorrow’s Technology Today.”

So serious. He would be a rare talent if he only created music. With the comedy, it’s like two geniuses for the price of one!

Was thinking that too. It’s not like your dog or child broke a leg and required immediate medical attention... cab it to the airport and deal with the car when you get back. (Although, if not parked at home, it could be problematic.)

Why can’t an assassin droid also be a wisecracking dandy?

Shirley: “Shut up, Leonard! I found your YouTube page. What’s the point in reviewing frozen pizza?”

Clicked this in hopes that someone crammed a VR6 in a first-gen Cabrio. Glad I wasn’t alone!

Love it.

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“You can throw a gyro, but it’s tough because the meat is floppy.”

If were Ghosn, the first thing I’d do is build a raft to GTF off the island.

Counterpoint: It doesn’t.

This was gold. Man, The Onion was amazing in the early 2000s. (Also, that is exactly how CEOs of giant corporations think.)

Van Brunt at Summit St., above the Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel entrance.

I lived in Red Hook between 2000 and 2004. It reminded me of Eastern Market in Detroit. Very quiet due to being a decent walk to the subway in Carroll Gardens, and mostly industrial. Being from Detroit, I felt at home. None of the invasion of private space associated with New York life, yet less than ten minutes to

Also true: the handyman my landlord sent over to replace the single unit furnace didn’t want to carry the old one down three flights, so he threw it off the roof into the junkyard next door.

It’s true. All of it. But I moved before Tesla and IKEA took over the neighborhood.

Hey, that’s the bathroom window of my old apartment in Red Hook!