Michigan is the best at being the worst. Suck it, Florida.

Since Doctor Aphra debuted in the Darth Vader comics, I’ve been lobbying for Aubrey Plaza to play her live action version. Coming around to think that Awkwafina would also be a great choice.

Seems like it will be on as often as a BMW Check Engine light.

Would it be frowned upon if I brought a thermos full of hot toddy to share?

E46 330ci.

“When future generations look up the word “mess” in some kind of high-tech VR encyclopedia...”

Coming soon: Dodge Challenger SRT Chocolate Grinder, featuring a revised Louis XV chassis, redesigned butterfly pump, boosted water mill wheel, and higher capacity sex cylinder.

Dadaist automotive journalism right here.

or Michael Penn:

1st Gear: Too soon.

Whatevs. I’m going to keep pronouncing it Toucan.

Amen. Families around the world need a new Star Wars movie at Christmas time. It’s a shared experience that everyone can talk about (so we don’t have to talk about the president and how awful everything is.)

Solo would have done so much better if Iger didn’t insist on a May release. Seeing the new Star Wars movie with family over Christmas quickly became a huge tradition. I literally have no idea what I’m going to break awkward silences with this year. Thanks, Bob.

No qualifiers needed. You are correct.

This deal’s getting worse all the time.

I’d be totally okay with a Die Hard clip episode, done Community style, where all the flashbacks are actually new scenes with little context.

Or Yahoo! Screen for one final season.

Six seasons and a movie.