Dadaist automotive journalism right here.

or Michael Penn:

1st Gear: Too soon.

Whatevs. I’m going to keep pronouncing it Toucan.

This deal’s getting worse all the time.

I’d be totally okay with a Die Hard clip episode, done Community style, where all the flashbacks are actually new scenes with little context.

Six seasons and a movie.

These are some odd press photos.

ATM Machine syndrome.

Cadillac Escapade!

LH platform proportions rendered in low polygons.

I contributed to the build when it was on Kickstarter! Gifts included drawings, a small jar of ferrofluid, and rides in finished product.

Model UN, you say?

“Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz.” These are but a few of the “fires” Mr. Joel would have you believe were “always burning” since “the world’s been turning.”

300 horsepower all electric GTI.